fergus

when something comes out the wrong way

i just puked out my eye sockets aka a fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Fergus

a disease that someone gets after being spitroasted by two sebs this causes rectal bleeding and diahorrea

Guy: OMG i've now got fergus!!!!.......
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Harry Hendrson December 15, 2008

Fergison

One of the five fergison, furgerson, furguson, fergerson, ferguson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.

Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson

Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.

Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either

Bill:yes

by godfree34 April 4, 2009

Turd Ferguson

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

by turd the furg April 6, 2010

Fergus McFail

Statement made when referencing Fergus McPhail, optimistic main character of the Australian children's comedy series that was released on Network Ten in 2004, of the same name.

Kid asks a girl out, gets rejected
Kid's friend: 'Oooh, duuuude, Fergus McFAIL!!!'

by igetshitscaredbyslenderbitch August 31, 2012

Turd Ferguson

A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.

The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson

by Redcargoggles August 24, 2017

Wayne Ferguson

The most loving man in the whole world. He is my life and will always be. Do not know what I would do without him. He puts a smile on my face when I go to sleep, and makes sure it is still there in the morning.

I love you more and more every day Wayne Ferguson

by welshy_angel January 13, 2011