Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.

Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"

by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009

Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011

Feterobicougfaknia

mix between leperaidsiphishark and cancer.

Did you here about paul? Rough day, he got Feterobicougfaknia.

by Dr. Sexbox December 29, 2007

Fonterra

Fonterra is an entity who is responsible for everything that goes wrong in this universe

We're lost...IT'S FONTERRA'S FAULT

I'm still a 30 year old virgin who lives in my parent's basement....DAMN YOU FONTERRA

by kieren September 27, 2004

Fenner Fains

marijuana or to smoke marijuana

You got any fenner fains. (noun)
Fenner Faining tonight? (verb)

by Schubes November 11, 2004

to be fettered

To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.

I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with.

by GHSwfu May 19, 2005

Fender Tender

When you play guitar for an extended period, causing your fingers to become extremely sore.

Man, after playing guitar at church last Sunday, I was Fender Tender for the rest of the week!

by Shades127 August 30, 2010