fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's

Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"

by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009

feenion

1)Insulting word for a catholic used in Ireland.
2)Can also be used by catholics to other catholics as a playful joke.

1) "Are you a feenion or a proddy?"
2) "Ahh you're a dirty feenion aren't you?"

by felihfos2 January 15, 2009

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

feent

Verb. The action of a male figure (typically a homeless man) rubbing his penis on the window of a vehicle such as a bus resulting a screeching sound.

The windows of the bus were smeared with the fluid of a hobo due his feenting.

by momnkai April 27, 2009

feces

that gross fuckin stuff that comes out your ass crack

The baby just splattered feces all over your damn face!!

by Spider Monkey Fag December 28, 2005

Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.

that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces

by E grizzily September 13, 2011

fecegasm

When your rectal cavity is clogged by a titanic shit for days on end and when you finally release your bowel it ends up covering the bowl in shyte and giving you a feeling of pure ecstasy.

I went to camp for 7 days, i went without shitting for 6, on the seventh day i literally destroyed the stall with an intense fecegasm

by sdelgood February 26, 2009