fartboy

A man who is pleased by women’s farts. Usually gets gorgeous women with large butts to sit in his face and fart continuously.

hey girl, my fartboy gets so hard when i sit on his face.

by ibreathegirlfarts July 18, 2023

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Fartboy

Someone who fucking sucks at everything

No that’s not right fartboy

by Onedaywedie August 28, 2023

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factbox

Normalcy bias. Thinking inside the box with no room for possibilities. Denial of information presented. "It can't happen to us because..."

"Before 9/11, many people lived in a factbox thinking no such thing could happen to America."

by EJ LaVey October 23, 2023

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The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.

That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.

Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.

by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024

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Fartboat

Fartboat (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈfärt-ˌbōt/

A term for a boat in which one or more individuals continuously emit loud, disruptive flatulent sounds while traveling down a river or waterway. These sounds are often so frequent and noticeable that they disturb nearby boats and passengers.

As the fartboat cruised past, its passengers' uncontrollable flatulence created a cacophony of sounds that sent nearby kayakers paddling quickly to escape the overwhelming stench and noise.

by Cuntmir Toufag November 28, 2024

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