fannie may

A classy-sounding way to refer to your anus.
The term comes from the Chicago-based chocolate company, Fannie May, because both need to make fudge every day and in a large variety.
After eating Indian food, I had fudge coming out of my fannie may like crazy.
by Chicago Trash April 18, 2017
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Fanny Chmelar

Fanny Chmelar is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
Wow! Look at that Fanny Chmelar go!
by upsidedownface October 28, 2011
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Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!
That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.
by Spunky Monkey August 10, 2007
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fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,
My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap
by mitch00uk March 21, 2015
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Fanny Wrangler

A television studio production assistant who has the job of arranging the attractive females in the studio audience to ensure that they are strategically placed in the front row of the audience so as to appear in the background either side of the presenters.
In order to carry out their duties they also ensure the ugly mingers and fat males are stood at the back well out of shot.
On "Top Gear" there are always a disproportionate number of attractive females stood behind Hammond, Clarkson and May when they doing the studio links

"Get the Fanny Wrangler arranging the hot babes over by the chairs as we do the news in 3 minutes " said the producer.
by Monty3945 November 07, 2012
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Panny Fanny

When a female meets someone during a pandemic, but they’re in tier three. The rules state they shouldn’t be copulating but they can’t help themselves.
Alphy got himself some serious panny fanny last night down Castlefields. I hear they’ve also been frequenting the orifice regularly too 😍😍 Word on the street is he blows her mind 🤯🤯
by Son Yin no G Hine January 15, 2021
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