Facebook

a site that parents like to use.
son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?

mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
by frenchie2011 September 20, 2009
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Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.

If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.
Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.
by AH73 April 22, 2011
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An endless array of words (and what appear to be letter groupings of some sort), completely devoid of emotion or true meaning.
Man, I don't understand why so many people spend their life on Facebook. I'd rather socialize in person where there is real emotion.
by xBoJigglesx November 06, 2011
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A social networking site that has the epitome of EPIC FAIL with every new design...
Hey...where'd my Facebook friends list go?!?!
WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?!?!
I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?! Change it back!!!
by lilGAPeach February 10, 2010
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A popular website where people get the balls to say things that they would not say in real life to someone. You know who the fuck I am bitch.
You said that to me on facebook but I bet you don't have the balls to say that to me in person right? Thats what I thought.
by Thef8ceOFF April 17, 2010
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Person 1: Man I fail
Person 2: Like Facebook!
by Jesus1540003 January 14, 2011
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A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina
Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate
by Stubruce January 11, 2017
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