fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.

During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.

by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009

Ark Music Factory

A music label masterminded by Patrice Wilson, who (rather cleverly) preys on the young aspiring pop star's desire to be recognized. Many of the people featured in these music videos are girls, presumably in Middle School, with a noticeably wealthy family; their equally wealthy friends usually co-star. This, accompanied by the outright stupidity of the song (i.e. I Love Chinese Food), makes Ark Music Factory especially susceptible to hatred. Sense the release of Rebecca Black's classic "Friday" AMF's business, quite curiously, has boomed rather than stagnated. Because of this apparent boom, we can expect to see more, increasingly cheesy music titles that commentators ages 12-16 flock to hate.

"The whole song is fucking terrible. No fucking kidding. This is just 10000000000X worse than Friday. FUCKING AWFUL "
-Someone's reaction after watching one of Ark Music Factory's more recent titles.

by Der Blucher December 1, 2013

factory freak

Acar(usually a sports car) that seems to have more powerfrom the factory than others just like it. Without aftermarket modifications.

I always thought my car was a factory freak from the beginning.

by ARN 104 January 27, 2009

Bus Factor

The Bus Factor is the number of people that could be run over by a bus before a software project would have code nobody is familiar with (or for the project to be neutralized).

Linux has a bus factor of 1.

by busfactor September 1, 2007

Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020

Turtles Factor

A condition affecting something from your youth (such as the live action Ninja Turtles movie) that you remember as being really cool, but upon revisitation, proves not to be very cool at all.

1. Is Crocodile Dundee actually a really good movie, or does it just have a high Turtles Factor?

2. I totally thought that Saved by the Bell was the greatest show ever, but then I wasted $80 on the DVD box set and it turned out to have a harsh Turtles Factor.

by Adam&Sheila May 13, 2006

jiz factor

something that gets u hard on n gets the jiz factory workin

woah that chik is jiz factor 10 000

by cbflmao August 15, 2007