Faffhead

A person who has no interest in their life or anything that surrounds them

He's driving a Peugeot 2000, what a faffhead!

by J. Clarkson September 2, 2011

fafflavah

The area between your testicles and your asshole.

Gordon aggressively grabbed Alvins' exposed funchums and squeezed, causing great pain and discomfort. Alvin retaliated by stiffening his index finger and middle finger and lodging them straight up Gordons' fafflavah.

by mcswaggerr July 10, 2016

Faffel

A faffel is a fossilized waffel, real or imagined, as defined by my five year old granddaughter.

That waffel is so old, it must be a faffel.

by Fossil Finder August 11, 2018

faffle

To scoff upraucously at someone.

After the mayor unrolled his plans for the bridge, the townspeople faffled at him.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 11, 2019

Faffluent

A person or person(s) who try to appear more affluent than they are.

Hey Drew! Look at those broads over there-they're so faffluent

by Sezpez90 June 27, 2019

faffynet

when youre internet is especially slow
when you get a buffer fest on twitch
when your ping is above 500

man, i was doing good but then i got faffynet
i was enjoying my favorite streamer but i had to watch in 160p because i have faffynet

by faffyfaff July 29, 2020

faffing

moving at lighting speeds quicker than sound travels, doing the goose step

Joshy loves faffing around with the boys

by Ball of snow 5108 April 1, 2021