A person employed by an agency to work alongside someone who has been doing the same job for years, and the fuckwit will not take any advice from the experienced worker
by tonyhighlands April 19, 2018
Get the Fuckwitmug. Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Fuckwitmug. A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
Get the fuckwitmug. Person 1 - Bro your mother should have aborted you, extra chromosome cunt.
Person 2 - Shut the fuck up you fuckwit.
Person 2 - Shut the fuck up you fuckwit.
by 20chromosomes November 6, 2018
Get the Fuckwitmug. A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.
by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020
Get the fuckwittedmug. A person who could be extremely intelligent if he (usually) - or, she/they etc. (unusually) - desires intelligence; yet, he (she/they etc…) prefers to lack intelligence. Similar to several types of personality disorder (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)
by Ho_Kepos April 18, 2022
Get the Fuckwitmug.