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Fousting

1. Fousting
pronounced fouwsting
(Adj):
A slang term to denote an extremely small amount of crack cocaine or methampetamine, typically .01 gm or less.

The minimum amount of a Fousting is enough of the drug to be field tested by police and some to be turned in for prosecution.
See also Fousted.
The cops pulled me over and found a fousting of crack in the car seat.
by okiecop December 14, 2009
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sexually frustrated soccer mom

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
by ira. May 30, 2007
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Frustrated as Hell

HOT under the collar, pissed off, caught in a trap with no way out...STUCK...and FRUSTRATED.
Caught in a trap with no way out.."frustrated as hell" so you get frustrated trying to find a way out, or fix something or change someone's mind.
by Wind Tunnel November 2, 2008
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frustarted

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.
I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.
by M.Blur April 22, 2011
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Robert Frost Piss

Urine that comes out in two separate streams, causing you to try to balance the two streams and usually ends up spraying all over the place. This urine is an allusion to the oft-quoted line from the famous Robert Frost poem-"The Road Not Taken": "Two roads diverged in a wood..."
Dang, my bathroom floor is a mess-I had that Robert Frost Piss!
by John Gottim May 18, 2011
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hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it
being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."
by YoshiP November 20, 2016
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frustration

1. Trying to get to home plate with a girl but can’t even get to first base.

2. Wanting to date a girl but she won’t even give you any attention

3. Continuously getting turned down by the opposite sex

4. Seeing all of your friends getting married while you can’t even meet someone who likes you back

5. When your friends/family have a life and you don’t

6. Hearing of all your friend’s successes when you have nothing but failures

7. When your friends are getting everything in life when you cant even get the smallest thing

8. Being on the freeway during rush hour

9. The feeling you get when you hear your taxes are going up again
My life is nothing but a giant frustration--nothing less and nothign more. I don't understand it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 4, 2008
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