Missouri Fireman

A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.

John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.

by da5id November 23, 2016

beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

Red Forman

The sexual act of inserting ones toes and foot into someone's asshole and thrusting in and out, as if you were fingering it

I'm feeling freaky today. Will you give me a Red Forman?

by NotSicko May 29, 2016

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 19, 2011

Fireman

What all Policemen and children want to be when they grow up.

Police Officer: Boy Chief when i grow up i wanna be a Fireman.

Police Chief: You should have dreams, but kid don't shoot so high.

by slFyrfighter February 4, 2010

Friendly Fireman

when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.

man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day

by tony b vanmeerin November 29, 2004

Fremantle

Shortened form: Freo

A cool hippie town where wearing shoes is optional.

Full of awesome easy going people who just love to hang out and smoke dope.

The chicks are hot.
Really, really hot.

"Hey dude, you going to Fremantle?"

"Yeah, totally smoke some dope with really really hot chicks."

by SarahSupreme August 27, 2008