Made in China

literally everything
everything is made in china

"my watch, like everything else, is made in china."

by lennøx March 13, 2020

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020

China Zippo

A box of matchsticks

"Hey dude, could you pass me a light?"

"Sure, I don't have a lighter, but here's my China Zippo"

by lseD April 14, 2010

china white

very pure form of heroin, alternately a fentanyl analog used as a heroin substitute

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

Vagina china

The girl every guy goes to, to really learn about sex from the girl’s perspective.

My Vagina China always gives me fantastic insight what sex is like from the girls perspective

by VCOriginals April 7, 2016

Fine China

Fine china is a slang which means for some people hot or beautiful or prestigious. Something hard to find.

The name is based on the lable on almost every single item you purchase ( made in China) sometimes most of those can be cheap and ugly. So, as a complement people just say fine china

Boy: Daaayyuum, you see that Fine China. She fine do

Boy2: OH lord this baby, this fine china. Dat ass. Mmhhh...Get in there my boy.

by Dopetranslator April 21, 2016

bombing china

To take a crap in a ceramic toilet.

Guy #1: Where have you been man? You been away for, like, an hour.

Guy #2: I've just been bombing china. Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35/45 minutes.

by gogadgetlegz June 23, 2007