FML

A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML

FML used to be good.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022

FML

Some people say it means Fix My Lighthouse, but the proper definition, usually used in games, is short for Fuck My Life.

-Whats wrong?
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!

by ProDominik January 3, 2016

fml

fuck my life

man u dint reply fml

by ramziiibbz April 14, 2011

fml forever

Fuck my life forever

Jen: today sucked
Hannah: Fml forever

by Heightbabe April 17, 2017

FML tattoo

The tattoo a stoned, depressed, college-aged kid gets when he decides to take his/her life. Commonly found on an easily spotted place on the body like the face or neck.

Amy just got a huge vagina FML tattoo on her face. She just left for the gun salesman down the street.

by 192834710 July 1, 2009

FML Monday

On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.

My alarm went off, I rolled over, shut it off, and said "FML Monday."

by copenskoal March 20, 2009

fml moment

a moment that deserved to be recognized as a "fuck my life" moment.

sappy: omg today i had an fml moment

kaon: Really? What happend?

sappy: The fattest kids in class called me fat.

by mcrocks89 June 10, 2009