A phrase used to ask an individual to 'feed my llama', commonly used in everyday slang with young teens to demonstrate the dominance of the llamas eating patterns.
by panicchippo August 22, 2019
Get the FML mug.Some people say it means Fix My Lighthouse, but the proper definition, usually used in games, is short for Fuck My Life.
-Whats wrong?
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!
by ProDominik January 3, 2016
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by Heightbabe April 17, 2017
Get the fml forever mug.The tattoo a stoned, depressed, college-aged kid gets when he decides to take his/her life. Commonly found on an easily spotted place on the body like the face or neck.
Amy just got a huge vagina FML tattoo on her face. She just left for the gun salesman down the street.
by 192834710 July 1, 2009
Get the FML tattoo mug.On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.
by copenskoal March 20, 2009
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kaon: Really? What happend?
sappy: The fattest kids in class called me fat.
kaon: Really? What happend?
sappy: The fattest kids in class called me fat.
by mcrocks89 June 10, 2009
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