stoner flu

Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint

"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."

by lyo August 19, 2007

Flu season

A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss

Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.

by Mr succc November 4, 2018

Eos Flu

The Eos Flu is the leading cause of death in the wilderness of Runescape.

eos member: You got the eos flu bro.
exo member: o shit my pixels.

by Eosmember983108 May 1, 2009

Snowflake flu

A "sickness" a person gets when they call in to work on a day that it snows, when they aren't really sick.

It's supposed to snow 6 to 8 inches tomorrow, so 7 drivers decided to call in sick. They must have snowflake flu.

by ilcowboy75 January 14, 2011

cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.

I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!

by Shmouse June 27, 2005

Flight Flu

The sickness one gets on an airplane from breathing disease-infested recycled air.

I'm sure I caught this flight flu on my trip from LA to NYC.

by TimGUNZ July 20, 2010

Swine Flu

90 people die from Swine Flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. Millions of people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.

Swine flu is just like any other fucking flu. Get over yourselves.

by LOL DANIELLE May 9, 2009