Flank

Someone who is highly irritating and stupid

You’re such a flank

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmo January 30, 2018

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

flank steak

A spare tire; love handles

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!

by pentozali August 17, 2013

Crabby flank

when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk

“Damn i heard they did the crabby flank on new year’s eve”

by punanipincher January 1, 2022

Flank ya

Like if someone gives a gift you can say flank ya a short term for thank you

My mom just gave me a tv I will say flank ya mom

by Yvngxsavi July 12, 2021

Spanish flank

Sniffing cocaine on a roof

Bruce just done a Spanish flank up there !

by AndrewSharp June 24, 2019