fklempt

Upset; rattled; on the verge of tears; an uncomfortable lump in the throat right before crying

I became fklempt when I heard Paula died.

by Kim & Rene June 15, 2004

D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

fkd

Fucked

The minute hosting & design service for thousands of websites are down is the day you question this whole startup thing. FKD @squarespace

by olive juice 11 June 4, 2016

FKTS

Abbreviation for "fanatics know the score", often used as a sign-off message for windmilling, fish and chips in East Stand eating, conversation starting with young boys in the John Charles stand toilets fanatic KBEES on Leeds United message board WACCOE.

Usually preceeded with a rant about Leeds owner Ken Bates, a moan about the attendance and ticket prices or an anecdote involving KBEES and the top boy of a rival team's hooligan firm getting along like old friends.

NFDKTS

I spoke to two young boys in the John Charles stand about Bates' ticket price but as they were prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non fanatics they didn't know the price, so they weren't even aware of Ken Bates destroying our club. Even one of Millwall's top boys who I had a pint with in the Peacock last Tuesday agreed that there are loads of NFs unaware of what is happening to Leeds.

FKTS

by January 3rd remember the date September 1, 2011

Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.

Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.

by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013

fkg

fucking, fuck, fukin. fukn

fkg that bitch in the closet

by deadgoose69 December 9, 2019

FKD

Pernouced four KD or FKD. A term used by straight dudes lesbians and anyone whos finger fucked a pussy, meaning four knuckles deep. This can be expanded to include any number of knuckles deep in a pussy.

Bobby: have u seen devins mom?! Shes a total MILF!
Jake: yeh i was totally FKD in her last night.
Bobby: FR?

by im u fucking sadist17 December 27, 2020