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Full Kit Wanker. Used to describe a sports fan dressed in more pieces of replica team kit than is necessary or acceptable for an adult. (note that children can never be FKWs)

For example, for football (soccer to the Americans amongst us) a shirt (jersey) is acceptable shorts and socks, however, make you a Full Kit Wanker.
Joe: I was walking through town the other day and saw a total FKW.
by Lou O November 15, 2013
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Acronym used to define the lack of knowledge of a vehicle, item or person. It stands for Fuck Knows Where
Where is Fred today? FKW

Also used for runabout vans in the days before mobile phones
by Mike Strivens October 09, 2008
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An abbreviation of the term β€œfuck women”, used usually by men when they are hurt or in their feels about a girl or girls in general.
β€œBro FKW”
by Itsfuckenzyzz December 27, 2020
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