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Full Kit Wanker. Used to describe a sports fan dressed in more pieces of replica team kit than is necessary or acceptable for an adult. (note that children can never be FKWs)

For example, for football (soccer to the Americans amongst us) a shirt (jersey) is acceptable shorts and socks, however, make you a Full Kit Wanker.

Joe: I was walking through town the other day and saw a total FKW.

FKW by Lou O November 15, 2013

Words you can keep

FKW

The frustrated killer walk.
When a man is walking around like he is waiting for an opportunity to kill someone

Damn tuba walking with that FKW.

FKW by ThatOneBloke July 2, 2023

Related Words

FKW • fkwnd • f-kwit

FKW

Acronym used to define the lack of knowledge of a vehicle, item or person. It stands for Fuck Knows Where

Where is Fred today? FKW

Also used for runabout vans in the days before mobile phones

FKW by Mike Strivens January 20, 2009

FKW

An abbreviation of the term “fuck women”, used usually by men when they are hurt or in their feels about a girl or girls in general.

“Bro FKW”

FKW by Itsfuckenzyzz December 27, 2020

fkwnd

When someone gets fucking owned so badly that they just get fkwnd

"In more recent news, Ryan D was fkwnd by the sexy Jo"

fkwnd by Sir Joseph May 30, 2006

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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