Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

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Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021

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fix'n'fail

When somebody attempts to improve or fix something but doesn't not have the ability or talent and ends up making a mess of things.

Steve can't build the room right. He thought he could do the electrics himself but it's just a fix'n'fail

by master pjesdrw34 April 2, 2021

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Fix up

Any type of drug or alcohol

Aye bro lemme I'm just tryna get my fix up

by White terminator April 22, 2021

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Fix Yourself Happy

To make small, manageable, and impactful changes in your daily life to create long-term benefits to your well-being.

A term coined by popular UK indie rock/pop band The Wombats.

"I'm so proud that you really managed to fix yourself happy!"

by letstessellate11 November 24, 2021

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