by xxcostelloxx August 12, 2008
Get the Ghetto Fear mug.Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.
Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 26, 2014
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Being able to stare at someone in the eye as they hold a rubber band wrapped around their hand in the shape of the gun and not flinch.
Guy 1: Woah did you see that? He didn't even flinch when Johnny shot him in the eye with that rubber band!
Guy 2: He's fearless!
Guy 1: Or drunk!
Guy 2: He's fearless!
Guy 1: Or drunk!
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Get the Farp mug.Walking onto a stage with people you know in the audience. You're petrified, but you sing the song to your best anyway. That's fearless.
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