Family Guy

A show about an intelligent baby and a dog who can create time machines, a retarded dad, a snobby ginger mum, a lesbian girl and a fat teen boy.

Family Guy is the greatest show ever.

by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

family guy

One of the best T.V. shows created of all time. Ultimately the most comical cartoon sitcom invented.

Created by Seth McFarlane, containing a wonderful cast of:
The Family:
Peter Griffin (father), Louis Griffin (mother), Meg Griffin (daughter), Chris Griffin (oldest son), Stewie Griffin (youngest son), Brian Griffin (talking dog).

Can never forget Glen Quagmire and his sex crazy life. He has even once gotten is 'slutty-women-prober' stuck in a window.

The new season of Family Guy is finally playing. Fox network on Sunday nights at 9:00PM EST. Be there or....well...be freakin square.

by The Toilet Monster July 20, 2008

Family Guy

Seth Mcfarlanes ripoff of the Simpsons.

Hey, did you see the new episode of Family Guy. Yeah, it was done on the Simpsons a week ago.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

family guy

A great cartoon uncancelled by FOX. The family consists of Peter Griffin, a loveable oaf, Lois Griffin, a milf, Chris Griffin, a slow, dumb, fat, misunderstood teenage boy struggling to make it in a real man's world, Meg Griffin, who doesn't deserve a definition, and Stewie Griffin, a young toddler with a football-shaped head who used to be bent on world domination and matricide but is now, shall we say, "exploring his options". This show is hilarious, and there are at least 2 or 3 moments in each episode that will make you laugh harder than ever before, each upstaging the last. Better than The Simpsons even, at least the more recent episodes. Brought back in May 2005 after being cancelled in February 2002 due to low ratings, since nobody knew when it was on. If you have never watched it, check it out. Especially the episodes "Wasted Talent", "E Peterbus Unum", and the more recent "Blinded Ambition".

Anybody who doesn't watch Family Guy is gay. There, I said it.

by Adam Fowler July 18, 2008

Family Guy

The greatest show on televion.

Family Guy Rules

by Hahns February 9, 2010

Family Guy

the best animated show ever created. better than south park, better than futurama, even better than the simpsons. brought back to tv (thank the almighty lord Peter, healer of Quahog) thanks to the best dvd sales for a tv series ever! revolves around the life of peter griffin and his family; lois, stewie,brian (the talking dog) chris and meg. as quagmire would say, alllllright.

wow this is more intense than that time i forgot how to sit down.

by miglington July 16, 2008

Family Guy

The greatest show on Earth.. Seriously.. It stars Peter, 42 (when the show started) Lois (40), Chris (13), Meg (16)Brian (?) and Stewie (1). A clever show which uses other sitcoms and such to add to its humorous ways. A show that probably half of America didn't even know existed until season 4 was put on the air. Mostly everyone loves Stewie, the maniacal 1-year-old baby who later through the series turns away from world domination and more towards his homosexual side. But like before, most people claim they know everyone about FG, when in reality, they only watch the season 4 episodes every once in awhile.

EX1:
Person 1: Yo, I know everything about Family Guy! Just go ahead and ask!!!

Person 2:Who is Brian's cousin? What's Stewie's middle name? How old is Peter? Who is Greg the Weather Mime? Where did Brian go to college? How did the evil monkey in Chris's closet turn evil?

Person 1: How the hell am I supposed to know those?!?! Those weren't on Family Guy!

Person 2: Dunce! Stop watching just season 4!

by Tailswune July 20, 2008