Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.
"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."
"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
by IMJL February 06, 2018
Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.
The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.
The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.
by staggosaurus December 07, 2010
The feeling associated with with waking up and knowing immediately you failed at something the night before. This feeling can be anything from sadness to anger to dejection.
"How are you feeling man? You don't look so hot."
"I woke up with a Failure Hangover. I totally failed that physics exam yesterday. It sucks."
"I woke up with a Failure Hangover. I totally failed that physics exam yesterday. It sucks."
by T-DURDEN October 20, 2011
In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"
by QuacksO October 08, 2020
The inevitable demise of a group due to a growing amount of errors. EVE Online coporations use this term to describe other corporations as they come to an end.
by William Laycraft April 22, 2008
To receive less than 80% on an assignment for school. Usually applies to Asian students. Notably prevalent in the Agincourt borough of Toronto.
by Ptaghn March 01, 2005