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Fresh-Air Fascist

1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.

2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.

3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.

See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."

"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
by Tessa Who September 12, 2005
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Fatist

noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the fat and skinny peoples achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own size is superior and has the right to rule others.
3. hatred or intolerance of peoples of girth
Leola, I was working out at the gym yesterday, in my Pilates class and this, Fat fella came waddling in and god he smelled I hate these people. They have to wear slip on shoes because they cant bend over and tie there laces.
Iknow what you mean Z, I wish they were all sent to an island far, far away and every one in this country could be fit and skinny, right Wanda
Yeah, They disgust me.

If you find your self in this conversation you are a Fatist.

See also Thinite
by Billy G....From September 29, 2007
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Faceist

Someone who judges another individual or group because of their face(s).
I hate you!
Why?
Because you have a mole on your face.
That's faceist!
by mmmm...rootbeer April 16, 2009
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normality fascist

A normality fascist is an individual who is obsessed with his or her narrow definition of normality. In addition, he or she continually pressures others to conform to that rigid standard of normality. This sort of person tends to spread rumors, bully others, and behave in an anal, killjoy manner.
In 1998, Theresa the normality fascist told me that I was too weird to be liked, even though I had never done anything bad to her. She loved to label other things and people "weird" all the time.
by Sidtierney July 31, 2006
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facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul
dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo
by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009
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Fascistist

A discriminator against fascist new world order demonic controlled human minds.
"Oh, so you oppose the tyrannical agenda of the new world order and their plan for depopulation on a global scale, and their long term plan to have humans RFID chipped at birth, as to construct a cashless society where fundamental freedoms are abolished?”

“Yes, I am an enlightened fascistist.”
by Gravity is Love May 27, 2010
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Fapistani

A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.
Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.
by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010
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