"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006
Get the Facial Awarenessmug. Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
Get the sperm facialmug. by imasniffer July 8, 2019
Get the mud facialmug. Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.
Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021
Get the Facial Dysphoriamug. Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
by SlopNChop July 6, 2018
Get the Fuck And Facialmug. A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person
by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009
Get the Facial Hatmug. When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Gentleman’s Facialmug.