The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.
In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."
"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."
F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."
F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
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This acronym never was. It is an attempt to make an acronym out of the word FUCK, which origins date back several centuries and has always had a meaning associated with the sexual act, and this is the reason that it was taboo to include it in printed books; which has only made it more difficult to get to the origin of the word. The word may have been derived from a man named: "John le Fucker", a scoundrel and a cad, possibly even a sexual predator, as early as 1278. From this, others were compared to this man, i.e.: "You're just another fucker.", and also the reason prostitutes refer to their clients as "Johns". Printed usage of the current spelling dates back to a 15th century poem. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, called "Flen flyys," written in a mixture of Bastard Latin and Middle English about some wayward Monks. The relevant line (in B.L.) reads: "Non sunt in celi quia fuccant uuiuys of heli", which translated means: "They the monks are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of Ely.". Monks were supposed to be celibate (not engaging in sexual relations), hence the reason they would not be in heaven as the poem states. Ely, the town referenced in the poem, is a small town near Cambridge, England. The best acronym I've ever heard for F.U.C.K. is shown below:
I was once taught that F.U.C.K. stood for "From Understanding Comes Kindness", which is another way of describing the tender act of lovemaking.
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Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''
For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol
Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''
For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol
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