C.F.A.D

pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance

For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol

by Johnny Is Brutally Honest December 7, 2009

F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.

Feed Us Colored Kids- You Owe Us

F.U.C.K. Y.O.U., Obama's got my back now

by Rocketboi November 5, 2008

F.A.C.E.

F.A.C.E. is an acronym for frontal ass crack extraordinaire, it is when an individual has a stomach so large that it looks like an asscrack

Oh my God! That person is a F.A.C.E. !!!!

by crackaddict666 October 7, 2009

F.A.C.E.

Facilitates Accuracy Consistency and Efficiency

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

I wish my company gave me tools like F.A.C.E.!

by YMYF May 12, 2008

F.O.C.U.S

Acronym standing for: Fuck off cuz ur stupid. Used in any situation where a person is being dumb.

Boy: Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can really see myself in them.

Girl: You need to F.O.C.U.S.

Or

Fool, F.O.C.U.S.

by BIG O & a little shady March 26, 2011

c & f

Cocky and funny. A strategy used to score with hot chicks.

Just be C & F with that HB9 and you're in!

by blubbery August 6, 2010

F.A.C.E.

Fixes All Computers Everywhere (FACE)

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

by YMYF December 29, 2007