heart eyes howell 

Heart Eyes Howell is the name given to danisnotonfire/Dan Howell when he looks lovingly at his best friend and flatmate AmazingPhil/Phil Lester. The two are also shipped as Phan.

Person One: OMG! Did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video? SO CUTE!
Person Two: OMG yes! Dan was staring at Phil so much. Such Heart Eyes Howell action!

heart eyes howell by CNS2004 February 5, 2017

A sight for sore eyes 

Seeing someone that pleasures you or makes you happy on a bad day

Jennifer: Hey Marty.

Marty: Oh, are you a sight for sore eyes! Let me look at you.

A sight for sore eyes by Nightmournee24 April 14, 2017

Bleach my eyes 

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

Bleach my eyes by * bleep* October 5, 2020

close your eyes and count to ten 

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

close your eyes and count to ten by jpg3 November 6, 2011

Chives for eyes 

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

Chives for eyes by Battyguy August 29, 2013

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

When someone says something disgusting

Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘ by alurria May 30, 2020

snappin cock-eyes 

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

snappin cock-eyes by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017