eskimo surprise

An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen bread stick, without the knowledge of the partner. This is easiest to do from behind or whilst the partner is blindfolded.

Also see eskimo frenchbread surprise

Carl gave Cassie a Eskimo Surprise last week.

by Annonymus contributor August 10, 2006

Eskimo Fuck Me Boots

Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.

It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.

by boats n hoes March 15, 2009

Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"

by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

Eskimo rape

noun. The act of holding a person's face while forcibly and repeatedly rubbing your nose on their nose. see also Eskimo rapist.

verb. Eskimo raping, Eskimo raped adj. Eskimo rapey , Plur. Eskimo rapes

Jose did 12 years for Eskimo rape. 12 years, man!

The way she grabbed my face and rubbed her nose on my nose was a little Eskimo rapey.

"Hello, my name Susan, and I am a victim of Eskimo rape."

Each year, there are over 7 Eskimo rapes worldwide. More than half are prepetrated by someone the victim knows.

by Uncle Daybid May 26, 2013

Eskimo Twins

When two men become Eskimo Brothers by having sex with the same chick at the same time.

Dude, I can't believe we DP'd that chick! You know what that makes us? Eskimo Twins!

by Mushroom Stamper April 9, 2015

Eskimo Bob

Awesome cartoon series. Go to www.eskimobob.com

Eskimo Bob... he is cool.

by adonkeyisaass October 12, 2003

Double Eskimo Sisters

When two women have each slept with two of the same men.

Rachel Uchitel slept with Tiger Woods, who was married to Elin Nordgren, making them Eskimo Sisters. Uchitel also slept with Nordgren's current boyfriend, thus making the two women Double Eskimo Sisters.

by PeteTortaglion July 19, 2011