Exsperminate

The process in which a female urinates after sex to expell all of the remaining seamen that might still be inside her.

Baby, hurry and exsperminate before the seamen dries and becomes uncomfortable!

by Hazmad March 24, 2012

Essie

Essie is the nickname for an actor who's last name is Esmail.
He's sexy.

'We talking about Essie, here?'
'Yeah, Essie all the way.'

by TheBirdWithBlueEyes September 17, 2011

Essie

Essie is like a penny she’s a to faced bitch and ain’t worth anything but Essie is caring and loves her kids more than anything you mess with Essie’s kid start digging you grave she a awesome mother but can be annoying sometimes and Essie also has no friends but she loves kid Essie is a lazy big who just sits on a couch Essie is very welcoming into her home and she is very selfless and she needs a husband because she has no friends her family always makes fun of her but she just smacks then with a belt

Oh the Essie is a real hottie

by Deztnutz September 8, 2019

the exies

A contemporary band reminiscent of every other band that has broken through during the same time period. Their music is very predictable and unoriginal. As with most bands, there is always a group of individuals who feel that they are amongst the best bands of all time, but when analyzed rationally, they certainly fall short of bands that are widely considered amongst the best. i.e. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, etc.

1. Q "Hey, did you hear that new song by The Exies, Ugly?"
A "The Exies? I thought it was by Staind."

2. Q "Did you pick up the new Exies album?"
A "No. But I did pick up a copy of Are You Experienced? by Jimi Hendrix."

by diversify October 16, 2006

elsieandjoshua

happiness.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Elsie Lee

The most beautiful & caring woman that has ever graced the earth. She was loved by all that had the privilege of meeting her.

A grand daughter, a daughter, a wife, a mother and grandmother.

I love you Elsie Lee, sleep with the angels my beautiful Nan.

by Emski Cee December 23, 2012

exiest

An ex who exhibits the worst traits of an ex more than other ex’s.

Of all my ex’s, she’s the exiest.

by mikeundmichi May 22, 2019