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Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

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Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010
mugGet the Go Real Estate On Your Assmug.

Palos Verdes Estates Police Department

The single most powerful political organization on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. Somehow, they're not the most corrupt faction in the city. That position would be reserved for the Palos Verdes City Council. In combination with the Palos Verdes City Council members, they've managed to gain a chokehold on all municipal legislation and policy-making within the city.

On average, you can find the PVE Police patrolling along Palos Verdes Drive West, near the Palos Verdes High School, because they literally never patrol anywhere else. In addition, they currently consume 70% of the city's budget, which increases every year. But god forbid we outsource our police to another city to save all that money, we need to be paying all these police officers' managers $200k+ per year salaries with pensions!
"I called the Palos Verdes Estates Police Department dispatch to report a robbery and that condescending bitch hung up on me"
by Untalented14YearOld May 12, 2023
mugGet the Palos Verdes Estates Police Departmentmug.

its free real estate

A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.
by AppleSauce21 January 8, 2019
mugGet the its free real estatemug.

Hoffman Estates High School

A bunch of white kids who think they are better than the white kids at Schaumburg. But the Schaumburg kids have dignity and aren’t always acting ghetto.
Bro that kid over there acts like he’s from Hoffman Estates High School
by Mikey Krickey November 29, 2018
mugGet the Hoffman Estates High Schoolmug.

Estate Rate

The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.

Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.

Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.

Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.

You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
mugGet the Estate Ratemug.

Phonebox on the estate

Famous landmark found at the entrance to notourious Bedford slum. The phonebox is the main focal point for drug dealers and the 5 0 alike.
"Where you meeting dave?"
"Phonebox on the estate"
by Banj December 20, 2004
mugGet the Phonebox on the estatemug.

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