dining with the emperor

A fallen brother of thé astra militarum that has die is dining with the emperor

Commissar:it seems the orks are pushing through
Guardsmen:wel be dining with the emperor then

by Cato sicarius October 31, 2020

King Emperor Sammy

King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.

All hail King Emperor Sammy!!

by LordSammy October 10, 2022

emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.

"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"

by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022

Emperor Scott

Hahahahahahahaha! Remember that!? Remember when I said that!? Ha!

Hym "I didn't think Emperor Scott would ever leave! Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

The Cherry Emperor

A fictional version of Joshua L. The Cherry Emperor is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. He is annoying, corny, and stupidly unfunny. He behaves and reacts excessively to everything expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of corny comments on youtube shorts. Such as “Racism, sexism and homophobia is sigma!” type shit.

The Cherry Emperor is here. Run or you will be consumed in corniness.

by The Cherry Empire Official June 24, 2025

Emperor Midgeto

A person who has self proclaimed them in a position of power yet is shorter than all his friends.

Hey emperor Midgeto, how's the air down there?

by DerekIsADino December 7, 2023

Emperor Vadim

Emperor Vadim is always the smartest and most intelligent person in the family no matter what.

Person1: You know Katia, she is the smartest person I know
Person2: Her brother is Emperor Vadim, so she is definitely not the smartest.

by Gypsy Arthur July 2, 2022