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Elton

Elton is a walking hulking piece of meat that is timid in the streets but mean in the sheets 😉
That guy over there is such an Elton with women on each muscular bicep.
by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021
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Elton

Elton is a term that describes a crypto bro that is a jacked bodybuilder who timid in the streets but mean in the sheets. He invest in crypto like how he he treats women pumping and dumping.
Dude that guy over there is such an Elton with those ladies surrounding him.
by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021
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Elton

Everyone needs an Elton in their life.
by ImaniRose March 7, 2023
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Elton Jo Leroy

the best friend anyone could wish for......
by s.kartha July 4, 2024
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus
" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025
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Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
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