elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.

P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)

by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025

Elon Musking

A phrase to describe the process of ripping ass loudly in a room to draw attention to oneself, especially if it results in someone vomiting.

"Fuck, Jeremy was just Elon Musking in there because nobody laughed at his joke. I think I'm gonna be sick"

by Fartmaster2277 August 2, 2024

Elon Musking

Working hard to achieve your dreams or unlikely results

Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."

by Gaussberg February 18, 2018

Elon Musk

someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.

The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.

by TheTrialGamer May 7, 2023

Elon Musk

Elon Musk means that even though you're autistic, people still take you seriously, and you can do no wrong even though you've lost a lot of money.

Elon Musk runs 3 companies — but what does he actually do all day?

by Shadowhawk95 November 23, 2022

Elon's Musk

A scent likened to that of a smell associated with ComicCon, but with a hint of privilege.

Whew! What's that smell?

You like that? I've been on Twitter the last few days and haven't showered.

Damn, I knew it was a case of Elon's Musk.

by street_samurai December 16, 2022