Eli

A creeper from the trio of creepers

Eli, is watching you in the shower

by One of the creepers July 20, 2011

Eli

a bitch ass nigga who’s fat as fuck gay as shit and likes cock. He plays memes that aren’t funny and likes takis and apparently hits up da yog cuh and vibes

eli : brb ima hit up da yog cuh WE VIBIN

by xd goblin March 1, 2020

Eli

A dick

An Eli killed my friend!

by Umotherfuck3r February 4, 2018

Eli

Eli is gay

Eli your gay!!!

by Defutbob September 26, 2019

Eli

A lying, cheating, good for nothing child that enjoys trying to ruin reputations for no reason what so ever.

Person 1: "He cheated on me..."

Person 2: "Wow, what an Eli."

by Idkmanimheretho July 10, 2016

Eli

A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment

Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli

by Shaunniewashere August 30, 2013

Eli

Eli is the guy that every girl wants, but he's hard to get. He is that ex-boyfriend that you'll always want, but he probably moved on in a day. Once you're his ex, it's game over, he acts like you're a stranger, but it's okay. When you're together, he's amazing, but his mind is so dirty you need a permanent maid. He makes you make bad decisions, but he doesn't care anymore. Overall, he's a good guy, but you need to be careful, don't let him make your life hell.

Oh Eli? Yeah, I know who he is, he's trouble but hot.

by tay.0410.thom June 26, 2019