Eli

A creeper from the trio of creepers

Eli, is watching you in the shower

by One of the creepers July 20, 2011

Eli

a bitch ass nigga who’s fat as fuck gay as shit and likes cock. He plays memes that aren’t funny and likes takis and apparently hits up da yog cuh and vibes

eli : brb ima hit up da yog cuh WE VIBIN

by xd goblin March 1, 2020

Eli

A dick

An Eli killed my friend!

by Umotherfuck3r February 4, 2018

Eli

Eli is gay

Eli your gay!!!

by Defutbob September 26, 2019

Eli

A lying, cheating, good for nothing child that enjoys trying to ruin reputations for no reason what so ever.

Person 1: "He cheated on me..."

Person 2: "Wow, what an Eli."

by Idkmanimheretho July 10, 2016

Eli

A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment

Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli

by Shaunniewashere August 30, 2013

Eli

A very short boy with long blond hair that is almost always quiet. although, he acts like a sloth. He never does anythingphysical if he doesn't need to unless it is climbing.
Eli can also be a meme lord. Once he finds a meme he likes it never dies in him.
Eli is very kind though and down to earth. He can make you laugh and is one of the few people whos minds are not totally in the gutter

that kid refuses to move unless he is climbing, he must be an Eli

by GeneralZ 1489 January 17, 2018