by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022
Get the Drums Elementary Middle School mug.A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
Get the St nicks elementary school mug.Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
Get the St nicks elementary school mug.A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008
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Get the ronald reagan elementary school mug.The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!
EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
by Anthony Marchello January 17, 2010
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