elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy

I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now

by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015

elijah otten

the most gangster person ever

damn look at that elijah otten go

by jimmy person December 19, 2016

Elijah (b0y)

Eli, also short for Elijah is the type of guy to make you laugh, and feel like a straight up princess 👸🏻 If you ever meet and Elijah do not let him go, you won’t realize how truly amazing he is until you lose him. Elijah hits straight greeners when smoking and will out smoke you any day

Person 1: hey Elijah (b0y)
Person 2: hey man, wanna hit a toke?

by Hey you’re cool April 23, 2020

elijah mook

Elijah Mook is a really ugly person who tries to be funny but really isn't. You should never friend an Elijah mook

Elijah mook sucks and he stupid and upsessed with Fortnite and mine craft

by Elijah mook April 30, 2020

Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 5, 2020

Elijah-ism

An outrageously awesome term given to a thing which brings forth... fantasticality, said by Elijah.

That fireworks show was MAGA beyond outstanding, and yes that was an Elijah-ism.

by A Not So Flabbergasted Fellow January 22, 2021

Elijah

Elijah I the best at any sport and is the best person for couple help and the best to be in a couple with.

Elijah is wonderful to be with

by anonymous May 13, 2021