Electronic Masturdation

modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone

I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.

by bigredone2010 February 23, 2010

electronic laugh track

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc

"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"

by Ian's friend November 1, 2009

Electronic Hobo

Someone who doesn't have access to his own computer and is forced to use other computers.

My pc died so I've become an e-hobo.

The power is out in the block so I'm an electronic hobo till it's back.

by Taawus December 26, 2011

Electronic signatures

Electronic signatures a method which safe sanctity of electronic document and attribute the person who has full control over this electronic document, by using unique digital logarithm.

Electronic signatures, 100011001

by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

Electronic Arts

A sign that the apocalypse is near

Electronic Arts ruined too many good video games series

by anonymous November 16, 2016

Electronic Arts

A good game developer until 2012 after then its only micro transactions

Fuck electronic arts

by Tasta May 7, 2019

electroding

When you curl into a ball while vigorously shaking and spastically moving your head deeper into her vagina and then sticking a fork into a nearby outlet electrocuting both you and your partner, as you both scream "you don't have enough badges to train me!".

"Me and my slut Jennifer had lots of fun electroding last night. It was an electrifying experience!"

by Wut the fuk April 24, 2019