Flat Earther

The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).

Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.

by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019

Earth Angel

Religious or not, someone who often unexpectedly becomes a source of inspiration and support at a time when you need it most.

Someone suffering seemingly endless grief feels unexpectedly comforted by the sympathetic acts, presence, or encouragement of another, the "earth angel."

by MadDogTV February 8, 2010

Hot Ears

The act of being embarrassed and getting a hot flash through your face.

Timmy got Hot Ears when he farted during the exam.

by Tyguy122 August 29, 2016

earthgasm

Orgasms experienced by ecosexuals.

When ecosexuals, or those into combining their love of environment with erotica, reach climax. Does not have to be through coitus, can be experienced in natural places after experiencing how amazing the natural world is. I.E after a great day in an old-growth forest, a national park and other places largely left alone by human hands.

"Doing it with a hippy gave me an earthgasm!"

"Wow, I think I just experienced an earthgasm!"

by Alvhuxly November 22, 2010

earth juice

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.

*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.

by squad terms May 30, 2016

Planet Earth Party

A party where, after consumption of marijuana, a group of people shall proceed to watch hours of the BBC documentary Planet Earth with utter amazement.

Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?

Ted: Nah, how was it?

Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.

by Brak_Attack30 September 11, 2009

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011