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Ewan Campbell

A jew who survived Auchwitz and still, 80 years on goes to school as he didn’t graduate due to his crippling autism. Every year he shaves his rats bowling ball head to show solidarity for his best jew friend Schmuel.
by Cumbrian Chungus July 9, 2018
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ewan simpson

Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.
Person 1: he's so weird

Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson
by Yassssqween June 10, 2019
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Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton, definitely a ginger. All Ewan’s are ginger, it’s written in stone. After the tenth commandment it’s written there, also happy birthday!
Random guy 1: He’s ginger!

Random guy 2: must be a Ewan Hamilton

Random guy 1 nods in agreement
by 🍰🎂Ewan Hamilton September 7, 2019
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Ewan Briggs

A Jewish midget who is socially awkward and is below 6 foot
Oh look it’s the green day lover Ewan Briggs
by MAYBE LB DID IT November 3, 2019
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Ewan MacTavish

Ditches the boys to face time a girl 100% simp
Don't do a Ewan MacTavish
by EwanIsASimp September 3, 2020
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ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns
by MindGaming January 18, 2017
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Ewan McFucker

Ewan McGreggor's character name from 'Angels and Demons' as opposed to the term Camerlengo, which although is Italian for 'Chamberlain', also happens to sound like a euphamism for someone's cock.
The character of Camerlengo Ewan McFucker will be played by none other than gay-icon Welsh actor, (trying to be Scottish) Ewan McGreggor, or as he's known to the whole universe, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish September 21, 2009
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