Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.
by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021
Get the Ewanmug. The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute
by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020
Get the Ewanmug. When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?
by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023
Get the The Ewan Reidmug. Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.
by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025
Get the Ewanmug. Oh look Ewan is live again
by urfaveginge November 24, 2021
Get the Ewanmug. Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
by BobSussy February 18, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022
Get the Ewan Gouldmug.