Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

Empty Banana

Apparently a Banana Peel.

I threw away the empty banana!

by lils.berry June 6, 2018

empty word

A word that either:

A) Has no real meaning, or
B) Wouldn’t be used for whatever reason.

Person A: I put my name on Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Why would you do that?
Person A: Because I want to.
Person B: Leave empty words out of the dictionary.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018

EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.

*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

empty sexuality

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.

Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships

by Ltrain206 June 24, 2021

empty lust

The feeling opposite of love, primarily used by people that want to tease/trick others into thinking they love them.

She led him on through flirts and didn't mean any of them, called it empty lust

by Latin Dinosaur June 26, 2021

empty-handed

1.bearing nothing.
2.having received or gained nothing. (same as unrewarded)
3. caring nothing in the hands

He arrived at the party empty-handed.

by dri almighty December 17, 2007