Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee
by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022
Get the Lazy employeemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Roblesmug. A person who dresses with a bright orange polo shirt and can be easily mistaken as an employee of the Croatian supermarket chain Studenac. The dress can be interpretated as NPC behaviour.
by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023
Get the Studenac Employeemug. by GungaB April 6, 2024
Get the Dunkin Donuts Employeemug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
Get the I am a celebrity employee.mug. The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
Get the Employee Half-Lifemug. Hym "And remember! I am NOT ✌️✊️✌️✊️Authors✌️✊️✌️✊️ MY contributions are integral to the function of the AI (As I am literally the creator of that) and they are just part of the data set (And actively refused to help me in any way shape or form). So... Keep that I mind while you're going through those Meta Employees texts. And, hey, don't beat yourselves up too much. The other countries would have also lost, except, probably faster."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
Get the Meta Employeesmug.