Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

egg

(verb) To throw eggs at someone/something.
(adjective) Something that has eggs all over itself.
(noun) Something an animal, like a chicken or crocodile, gives birth to.

Verb example:
- I whisteled the Windows shutdown melody, as a joke, and I got egged at the Linux-convention...

Adjective example:
- My face is egged... and I love it.

Noun example:
- Did you just eat that?
- You mean the egg? Yepp! Why?
- I have one word for you: golf ball.

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003

Egg

A kind of person who does not reciprocate in a relationship. A person who expects care from his/her partner but does not provide care in return. Someone who hurts his/her partner knowingly.

I always talk to him when he is stressed out for his deadlines, but he just disappears whenever I need him.

He is such an egg!

by Serius March 11, 2013

Egg

1. an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane

an infertile egg, typically of the domestic hen, used for food.

by OhSoVery September 26, 2018

Eggs

A group of 4 girls who are in middle school and formed this group a little back when they were in the 5th grade. They are goofy, crazy, and funny and there is 2 short girls and 2 tall girls.

Person 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the stupid egg group?
Person 2: Man! That’s messed up! The eggs group is hilarious and you should try being friends with them.

by vscoeggoskskskk October 7, 2019

Egg

An Egg, Is an Epic Thing that you can buy and packs of, 6, 12, or 16. Eggs Can Be ate in, 3 different ways, Scrambled, Sunny, or Crunched Eggs Are Known for Torturing Bass. You can use them for Masturbating, by putting in your penis or pussy

Man: I cant wait to take a bite out of my egg shell!
Dog: Oh Yes, Can I have some to bruh to and Ima masturbate to porn
Man: Oh yes, I will masturbate as well
Dog: No, I will bite ur penis of if so

by FlareEggsBruh August 23, 2019

Eggs

A term used in the Rochester, NY area that means dibs

Yo eggs on that nice ass over there

I got eggs on the last white hot

by Rep ROC December 4, 2017