Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crop Dusting

When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.

Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.

by Che Grenada May 17, 2011

Crop Dusting

When a man makes a woman lay on her stomach, letting her think she is getting the rod from behind. While she isn't looking the man sticks out his tongue and, like a crop dusting airplane, hovers over the girls ass until deciding to dip low and lick the girls butt hole. This may be a continual vigorous motion or the man may choose to fly by making many periodic passes. This method of Crop Dusting is not to be confused with the fart procedure of crop dusting.

Jamario made jo-nelle lay on her stomach while he moved his head around her ass licking the butt hole periodically. Thus he went sexually crop dusting with jo-nelle.

by Snatchman April 12, 2009

Crop Dusting

The art of leaving a long silent but deadly fart while walking through a crowded room or bar covering the whole area.

Being able to evenly distribute a fart like crop dusting when moving from one place to another.

by minusalinus November 16, 2009

crop dusting

The act of expelling intestinal gases through the anus whilst walking or running in a public place.

Ross was crop dusting the dance club last night.

by Choopie-poo March 1, 2004

crop dusting

A fart walk around the office?

I didn't want to smell my own ass, so I went crop dusting around the office. They blamed it on somebody else... I rule!!!

by the sneaky shitter April 20, 2004

Crop Dusting

Farting while walking.

I was crop dusting all those tourists walking in my wake.

by biggchangwang July 1, 2014