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donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
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Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.
by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013
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donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.
by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014
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donkey on the edge

I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....
by HolyHolly August 12, 2017
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Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.
"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
by Tralalalash January 12, 2021
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Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.
Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.
by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016
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donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.
dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.
by hoboman September 12, 2003
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