Dunch

An afternoon version of Brunch. It is a meal which combines both Lunch and Dinner. It normally occurs in between 4 and 5 in the afternoon. This situation normally forms when you forget to eat lunch but it is too early for dinner, subsequently you decide to have one massive meal to satisfy your nutritional needs for the rest of the day. You cannot have Brunch and Dunch as the lunch part would be repeated i.e. if you have brunch, then a meal at around 4-5, that meal would simply be an early dinner.

"Dunch today was pretty sweet today, I ate a 5 course meal. I Love life."
"Dunch is better than Brunch."

by Bacon is good August 13, 2015

Dunch

Dunch : to squash compress or fine tune something. Coined by Melanie, Hampshire, 1994

You're going to need to dunch it up if you want it to fit there!
He was full of it, so I dunched it down to the basics.

by Frank Mageean May 8, 2018

Dunch

A meal eaten when you're too lazy to cook two solid meals so only cook once.

That lazy stokie made dunch today as he forgot to eat till later on

by Ernie Whoopass July 21, 2018

dunching

Licking each other's assholes at the same time.

We both thought we should take a really good shower together before dunching each other.

by WWayne BBrady July 14, 2021

Dunch

A dirty, crusty, smelly penis hole.
The male version of a "cunt"

I f*cking hate that stupid dunch!

by 6BluePanther September 4, 2010

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

Dunch

A female that is in the process of menstruating. A person that is behaving like a female that is menstruating

We left Rob at his house cause he’s acting like a dunch today

by John Bronson February 19, 2021