jack diddley

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

diddley

1) Word used in place of general explicit language in order to soften the emotion of the language.
2) A person acting in a silly manor
3) An endearing way to address a friend
4) An omen of good fashion
5) One's genitalia

1) "What the diddley?"
2) "She's quite the diddley."
3) "Diddley, I love you."
4) "May the diddley be with you."
5) *pokes you in the diddley*

by Timmy October 27, 2002

Durdle

A person who takes a long time to complete a very simple task, generally during online games or card games.

"Jesus Christ dude, just cast the spell you durdle.

by KRiMzJ October 19, 2012

Monkey Diddler

One who diddles monkeys.

monkey diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003

butt diddler

Someone who likes to put their finger in their or anothers anus and enjoys it.

He's a butt diddler because he enjoyed doing that to you.

by Emdawg777 July 12, 2011

Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011