Duck

A Duck is a small animal possessed entirely by the devil in order to slow down the traffic.
WTF!!! Those ducks are walking across the road... stopping the traffic!!!!
by Joel Collett January 27, 2008
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Duck

A perverted peeping tom who hacks your webcam to spy on you during your most intimate moments.
This duck is spying on me, and the police seem to not be able to do anything about it.
by DuctTales March 30, 2010
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Duck

When a female "ducks" under a desk, table, or under the dashboard to give you head.
by kyle May 12, 2004
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Single,Or Group Of niggers who are oblivious to their bad nigglets Destroying Retail merchandise so that the after stealing collectively ..leaving like a group of ducks.Used In a retail setting to describe Ducks because Nigger family sounds bad over an intercom.
"Security,Ducks aisle 5.Ducks Aisle 5"!
by Synthetique August 18, 2011
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Duck

usually a pear-shaped, red-nosed quacking creature who likes to squeak in it's sleep.
Girl: "Omg, look, he/she's pear-shaped and wearing yellow! IT IS A DUCK!"
by cutethang October 29, 2008
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1. A term describing someone wearing duckhead clothing, used in excess by people who wear nothing but Polo clothing and by tittybaby momma daddy money boys.
2. One of the coolest Lambda Chis to ever walk the face of the earth. You can spot Duck out of a crowd by his manly man beard and the swarm of beautiful ladies trying to rip off his clothes. Just by meeting him qualifys you as bad. If you are fortunate enough to be considered by him a friend your socail status is automaticly elevated to motherfuckin badass
1. polo mafia memeber1- "is he wearing a duckhead button up?"
polo mafia memeber2- "he is...HEY DUCK!"
2. "Did you see duck last night at the bar?"
"Yeah man that son of a bitch drank me under the table"
"I know man, then he stole my girl and took her home."
"Your's too? man Duck is one cool mother fucker, i wish i had a beard like his"
by 1500 May 02, 2007
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A stupid Annoying animal with feathers that lays eggs and can possibly get hit by a train.
There is a duck in the train track.
by Look Its A giant turd November 23, 2014
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