Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024

Rappahannock Blow-dryer

The act of ejaculating into a woman's anus then rapidly repositioning oneself under her to blow the leaking cum away from her pussy to prevent pregnancy.

Bro.. I totally pulled a Rappahannock Blow-dryer last week after I nutted in her ass so I wouldn't have to pay child support again.. shit was epic!

by Dyson747 March 22, 2025

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025

Arizona dust dryer

The Arizona Dust dryer is the process of shoving dust in your butt cheeks and then farting on another person

Bro, I think I’ve got pink eye from that Arizona Dust Dryer

by Lil_fart25 July 5, 2025

Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…

guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025

Pleasantville Blow Dryer

Also known as a PBD, is when a man bends over and farts milk into a girls ass, this is also called a farty milk transplant.

I just did a Pleasantville Blow Dryer on your mom last night.

by dom g goochi September 2, 2025

Wisconsin Blow Dryer

A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.

“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025