similar to a story topper, they will make a story they are telling much worse, or more tragic than the one you're telling.
(first story teller): Man, I got socks for my birthday.
(story dropper): Really? I didn't get jack shit for my birthday, because my family hates me.
(story dropper): Really? I didn't get jack shit for my birthday, because my family hates me.
by Kaaaaaate. January 06, 2008
A person who says and does mind-numbingly dumb things. At a glance, these words and actions causes one to roll their eyes.
When talking to an eye dropper, one often stops paying attention to them to continue with matters more important.
More important matters include but are not limited to, staring off into space, looking at the floor, listening to someone else's conversation, talking to a cat with your mind, etc.
One occasionally comes back to the eye dropper to say something along the lines of "Oh yeah?" "That's nice" "That's bullshit" "Some don't get it". This is only done to remind them that there is someone else in the room. Accidentally listening to an eyedropper speech can result in lost IQ points.
One can spot an eye dropper talking to themselves while standing near others or on facebook/twitter, buying their pets clothes.
An eye dropper is a step down from a "Fuckwit".
When talking to an eye dropper, one often stops paying attention to them to continue with matters more important.
More important matters include but are not limited to, staring off into space, looking at the floor, listening to someone else's conversation, talking to a cat with your mind, etc.
One occasionally comes back to the eye dropper to say something along the lines of "Oh yeah?" "That's nice" "That's bullshit" "Some don't get it". This is only done to remind them that there is someone else in the room. Accidentally listening to an eyedropper speech can result in lost IQ points.
One can spot an eye dropper talking to themselves while standing near others or on facebook/twitter, buying their pets clothes.
An eye dropper is a step down from a "Fuckwit".
Friend 1: "My boss went out and bought a hybrid last week."
Friend 2: "What an eye dropper."
While some eye dropper was talk I realized I should to cut my nails. He was talking about Esperanto and/or some other crap. I think it's been almost a month since I cut my nails... Where's the clippers?
Friend 2: "What an eye dropper."
While some eye dropper was talk I realized I should to cut my nails. He was talking about Esperanto and/or some other crap. I think it's been almost a month since I cut my nails... Where's the clippers?
by Joe Blow Silver May 15, 2011
Person 1: "Does he like raspberries?"
Person 2: "He does indeed, they are a paci dropper." (Shows raspberries to Otto who was happy sucking on the pacifier and playing with a ball)
***Sound of pacifier hitting the floor and running towards the raspberries
Person 2: "He does indeed, they are a paci dropper." (Shows raspberries to Otto who was happy sucking on the pacifier and playing with a ball)
***Sound of pacifier hitting the floor and running towards the raspberries
by I am Smoove B March 06, 2015
When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking up.
by BaLListic_Evo March 31, 2009
An arrogant person that consistently mentions people, places or things while talking.
They also always have something to say, are outgoing and have always done something better than your accomplishments.
"I know that executive." "I've been to Paris." "I created that product."
They also always have something to say, are outgoing and have always done something better than your accomplishments.
"I know that executive." "I've been to Paris." "I created that product."
by N_D January 28, 2008
by N_D January 25, 2008
by brittany sin March 30, 2008