doug-ralphed

To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.

Man, did you see what Jimmy did?

Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...

by The Chunce October 26, 2011

doug ducey

Doug Ducey is the governor of Arizona. It is also means shitting on a guy's dick while he is in your ass right before he climaxes. The mixture of cum and shit creates a Doug Ducey

"Last night Mason and I were doing anal, then I gave him a Doug Ducey, and I haven't been able to get the shit out of my bed"

by GoldenButter325 November 19, 2019

Sue Doug

v. 1: To have sexual relations with a close friend's mother.
v. 2: To bang a good friend's hot MILF of a mom.

I pulled a Sue Doug on Joe's mom last night! Patty is a firecracker!

by RYANBG August 19, 2009

Doug Anderson

The region between the genitals and the rectum when dirty and smelly.

I just had a vigorous workout. I better scrub my Doug Anderson

by Dug Anderson May 31, 2014

doug marcaida

Doug Marcaida is a martial arts expert and the star of the History Channel's show Forged in Fire. He wouldn't be cool if it weren't for his dank accent. The most famous quote of his is, "It will keel." He says these words of power when someone's sword will "keel" the ballistics dummy on the show. Possibly the coolest man on the planet.

"Holy crap, Doug Marcaida is cool."

"I bet you just wish you were as badass as Doug Marcaida."

by TheYenEater May 31, 2018

Doug Flutie

a fresh grape swisher sweet cigar

"damn josh you got one of them fruity ass doug flutie`s again"

by thuglifer May 28, 2009

doug-thing

to make a decision that is against all known human logic and common sense. plus whatever that may be created in the future.

so and so wants the female animal to be isolated in another pen. they think she is pregnant. what? she hasn't been with a male since way past the gestation period for her to have a baby. it's a

doug-thing. oh, okay.

by douche bag 2000 March 28, 2014