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Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day 

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).
"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
donkey konged by anal shah January 3, 2009

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'
I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

DONKEH KONG 

Internet slang for donkey kong

Donkey konga 

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.
"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

-or-

guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!
Donkey konga by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009